The Way Things Are Going, They're Going to Crucify Me

If the contents of my blog offends you, you're either ultra-conservative Christian or Republican or both. But in the words of your good book, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

You have two choices: get out of my face, or go stand in the driveway while I back up my car.


Today's sermon is taken from a magazine I found in a hedge. This season's lipstick color is in the frosted pink area, with nail polish to match. This rather reminds me of our Lord Jesus. For surely he liked to get tarted up a bit before he visited Nazareth on a donkey. Now we shall sing hymn 192, "Oh God, What on earth is my hair-do all about?"